so like every other middle-class pseudo intellectual in the US, i was at my computer at 9:55am attempting to buy radiohead tickets. as usual, my trigger fingers were cocked on CTRL+R ready to refresh the browser. finally 10:00am rolls around and i see a page that looks just like the old, "We couldn't find tickets that matched your request." page so i immediately go into auto refresh mode. i press CTRL+R over and over for about 5 seconds when it finally dawns on me that this imposter error page ACTUALLY reads, "Your wait time is: x minutes. If you refresh you will lose your place in line." with the number x increasing each time i refresh. by the time those words sink in i have already refreshed probably 10 times. i leave the page alone for 9 minutes only to get the "We couldn't find tickets that matched your request." page. and by now both shows are are sold out. ticketmaster is a bitch.